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Mixed Nuts


McNutts’ mut nabbed Nick Mutt’s mixed nuts in Mutt’s hut.

Nick Mutt nicked McNutt’s mut’s nuts.

Said Nick Mutt, “McNutt sucks. His mixed-up mut made off with my nuts.”

Said McNutt, “Nick Mutt sucks. He nicked my mut’s nuts with his nit-pickin nutnicker. Now my mut has mixed nuts.”

Nick Mutt nodded, “McNutt’s mut’s nuts are mixed up.”

McNutt gutted Nick Mutt’s hut.

Question: Did Nick Mutt’s insurance cover McNutt’s gut of Mutt’s hut; and was McNutt’s mut’s nutnickin by Nick Mutt nixed by the ASPCA?

 

-enley